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Dog breaks into woman's house, woman eats dog

This Monday, a dog broke into a woman's house. The homeowner claimed she was homeless and that she hadn't had dog in at least six.

I just had the stove goin' so, ya know...

I Can't Think Of Anything Else

Apparently, the authors of Austin's News Company are running out of things to write about. This is unfortunate for the recipients of the non existent ad revenue. Hopefully, later this year, I learn about how I get ads.